Thank you, 21st Century communications networks. When I was a kid, we had to wait years to see new episodes. Now? Live. Wow.

Translation: “We are against Muslims and their laws prohibiting criticism of their religion, and we demand that laws be passed here in America that prohibit criticism of Christianity.”

Here’s the thing: if you don’t spend your days telling other people how to live their lives, no one will accuse you of hypocrisy when they find out how you spend your nights.