I was reading a ridiculous “News of the World” article about Jason Alexander’s sex life with Britney Spears (during their glorious family-friendly 55-hour marriage). Then I came across the best  [more...]

“If I was elected God for a day, homosexuality wouldn’t be permitted, but nobody’s electing me God.” Okay, wait – seems to me that what you’re saying is that the current “unelected” God has the  [more...]

sad 🙁