Taping of Farm Cruelty Is Becoming the Crime

RT @JamesUrbaniak: You bastards! You built the Kodak Theater over Bob Hope’s grave! BUT YOU ONLY MOVED THE TOMBSTONE! #ghosts

36 freakin’ degrees?! This is NOT what I moved to California for.

“@BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a planet that’s like ours but better, because it has no Republican debates.”