Taping of Farm Cruelty Is Becoming the Crime

I am having my stroke in installments, incremented every 15 minutes.

You know what’s stopping me from getting a pie RIGHT NOW? The promise of a donut tomorrow morning at work. That, and incredible laziness.

RT @youhas “If you’d been here last night, you’d be at correct terminal. But this morning, you’re not.” BEHOLD, THE SAN JOSE QUANTUM AIRPORT