‘Futurama’ Cancelled (Again)

Hey, AT&T Online: my phone doesn’t work. “Call 611.” Um, MY PHONE DOESN’T WORK. “Call 611.” Thank you for your support.

There is a mysterious Asian man gliding around the office in a white lab coat. I swear he’s Pierre Chang, aka Dr. Marvin Candle. Seriously.

The roach coach that drives by every morning used to play “La Cucaracha” on it’s horn. Now it plays a karaoke version with missing notes.