1 year ago, I tweeted “I’m gonna make a new Anti-Social Networking app. And no, I’m not gonna tell y…

I’m sitting next to a 70-something year old woman with a pierced nose.

RT @LOLGOP: If you don’t think Mitt Romney created 100,000 jobs, you’ve never been to India.

RT @jessmstephens: Seriously? Nobody at the Washington fucking Post saw a problem with this headline?