is contemplating a server upgrade… it’s time genecowan.com / sarahickman.com / cowancreative.com / etc. got some attention.

Why did I buy these chocolatey susan cookies, and how do I escape from their stick-of-butter-in-each-one grasp?

Wait – this Lean Cuisine takes EIGHT minutes to cook?! I don’t have that kind of time! This is why I prefer Pop-Tarts right out of the box.