The Kepler space telescope is spinning out of control

Remember that old idea that Congress should, you know, represent the wishes of their constituents? Hahahaha! That was the old America. In today’s America, the fact that 72% of Americans (including a whopping 53%  [more...]

Okay, for a few days now I’ve been using the wax in my hair, and by all accounts it’s a success — I’ve gotten a lot of compliments. But now I have one question for all you stylish, hip  [more...]

But – but – we’re the GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH!