What’s his real name again? – Imgur

America can no longer go into space. We have no supersonic passenger flights. Electric cars are still a novelty. This is progress, I guess.

Hmm. Still 3-1/2 hours to go before I have to wake up. But what good is it if it takes 2 hours to fall asleep again?

Will I never get past level 1-10 in Angry Birds Halloween?