http://www.theonion.com/articles/impatient-nation-demands-supreme-court-just-get-to,32938/

Bought a messenger bag to carry my crap for upcoming travel. It should have come with an instruction manual, cos I don’t know how it works.

RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts 2010: Only 3 Days Away!

Big Silicon Valley office full of degreed high tech engineers, stumped when the printer displays easy instructions on fixing a toner issue.