http://www.theonion.com/articles/impatient-nation-demands-supreme-court-just-get-to,32938/

is blowdrying the dog.

The new NYT iPad app might be lovely, but now it requires registration. I prefer not to “register” my news reading activities.

Pizza delivery guy, delivering next door, decides to leave his truck in MY driveway with stereo blasting. WTF? I need bollards in my drive.