The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Trailer is an Amazing Thrill Ride

Hey, AT&T Online: my phone doesn’t work. “Call 611.” Um, MY PHONE DOESN’T WORK. “Call 611.” Thank you for your support.

“Siri, mow my lawn” didn’t work, so I had to do it myself.

It’s only 2pm? Cripes. It feels like 6pm. I thought I was getting so much work done, too.