Dubai jails ‘raped’ Norwegian woman

RT @LOLGOP: Name one thing Michele Bachmann has in common with Jesus of the Bible, besides the beard.

All the important news going on around the world, & one of CNN’s top stories on its iPhone app is about Miley Cyrus getting her 5th tattoo.

For tomorrow’s 10-hour meeting, I’m going to refill this hotel water bottle with gin.