Without Drops In Monthly Wireless Rates, New Early Upgrade Programs Are A Fool’s Bet

The commercials in “Lost” are, like, DOUBLE THE DECIBELS OF THE FREAKIN SHOW AND I AM GOING
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RT @BorowitzReport: This is like a sitcom with no main characters and just wacky neighbors. #GOPDebate #CNBCDebate

Had FaceTime with someone here in the office. The camera is not flattering in the least. I look like a bloated old queen.