Religious family abandons U.S., gets lost at sea

Cybill: “Do you think we’ll ever fall head over heels in love?” Maryann: “No, I think the best we can hope for is heels over head.”

Laying in bed cursing the constant, unalterable, one-way nature of our relationship to the time continuum. #5thdimensionsnoozebutton

I could really go for some jellybeans right now. Valium jellybeans.