Julia Child Was Wrong: Don’t Wash Your Raw Chicken, Folks : NPR

If we went on vacation leaving as much work unfinished as Congress did our boss would fire our ass. PS: we are the boss. (@BorowitzReport)

Ah, a new, unslept on motel mattress. How do I know? Had to take the plastic wrapper off.

RT @LOLGOP: I just figured it out. When the Republicans refer to “the Founders”, they mean Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes.