Almost done with my 10th (and final) DC Shorts opening title.

“If I was elected God for a day, homosexuality wouldn’t be permitted, but nobody’s electing me God.” Okay, wait – seems to me that what you’re saying is that the current “unelected” God has the  [more...]

“Wise bureaucrats might be advised to choose a location near the busted bolts that nearly prevented the $6.4 billion new east span from opening on Labor Day.”