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“A whole raft of new preventive benefits for women took effect yesterday, thanks to Obamacare. The GOP celebrated by trying to vote to repeal them. Everyone should celebrate by taking advantage of them!”

Michael Jackson, the creepiest (human?) being alive, is pregnant again. Pop star Michael Jackson (news), facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children — quadruplets  [more...]