1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds

is watching “Zero Hour,” the movie “Airplane” is a remake of – and even tho it’s serious, I’m laughing my ass off.

Quick, easy ego boost: when everyone else at Safeway is giving $3 for breast cancer research, give 3x that much. You get a whoop on the PA!

RT @someToast: I’m looking forward to the Google RAZR.
What? Already? Thousands of times?
Damn you, Pacific time zone!