4 firefighters shot, 2 dead in upstate N.Y.

Ah, a new, unslept on motel mattress. How do I know? Had to take the plastic wrapper off.

4am + echoey walkways + a couple hundred guest room with sleeping guests = USE YOUR INDOOR VOICES, JERKS.

RT @LOLGOP: If you don’t think Mitt Romney created 100,000 jobs, you’ve never been to India.