Douglas Adams would laugh his ass off at this Target sign. #siriuscyberneticslives http://t.co/RGGKx9BH February 21, 2012
You know what I like to do at long stoplights? Pair my cell phone with your open, unsecured Bluetooth devices. February 21, 2012
RT @DanaHoule: Does that MI GOP logo look kindasorta familiar? http://t.co/RnSna7n6 February 20, 2012
Now that’s writing to motivate a seller: “The walls of the library are lined with numerous built-in bookshelves.” http://t.co/sSU9KnQK February 20, 2012
Just saw an ad for Mazda: a car driving through Truffula forests & claiming a “Truffula Tree Seal of Approval.” The Onceler is weeping. February 19, 2012
Watching a 60 Minutes piece about effectiveness of placebos… did anyone ever think that sugar pills might be a miracle cure for illness? February 19, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: The closeted anti-immigration AZ sheriff said he had an illegal blow him cos it was a job no American wanted to do. February 19, 2012
