Did I just hear Gingrich say, in defense of Keystone pipeline, that we need AMERICAN energy? Um, Keystone brings oil from Canada oil sands. February 6, 2012
@BorowitzReport: “Everyone watching the SuperBowl is gay.” — Marketing genius behind David Beckham ad February 5, 2012
@BorowitzReport: BREAKING: NFL Sets Next Year’s Halftime Show Starring Dame Judi Dench February 5, 2012
@LOLGOP: Pretending that women want to have abortions is one of the cruelest things Republicans casually do all of the time. February 4, 2012
1962: America leads world in cars & planes 2012: America leads world in imaginary sheep & shitty vampire movies (via @BorowitzReport) February 4, 2012
Woman at caucus raises her hand. “Am I allowed to say something negative about Gingrich?” Facilitator: “Yes.” Woman: “He’s a slimeball.” February 4, 2012
RT @LOLGOP: Orrin Hatch criticizes the President for walking on water. “He clearly doesn’t know how to swim.” #oldjoke February 3, 2012
