1962: America leads world in cars & planes 2012: America leads world in imaginary sheep & shitty vampire movies (via @BorowitzReport)

Sometimes there are things in this world that just beggar explanation — like the story of the whale that swam up the Thames river, where sadly, today it died. People took notice of this rare event, watching the  [more...]

Today after my conference ended, I took a few hours to explore Phoenix. First, I discovered that I can afford a very, very nice house here, with a pool. Of course, I would have to find a job here that would pay the same  [more...]