Hey, gas station patrons: how about not parking your trucks at the pumps while you go in for your morning latte when others are waiting? February 1, 2012
RT @LOLGOP: Race for the Cure: Newt Gingrich has volunteered to do all the breast exams Planned Parenthood used to do. February 1, 2012
If you donate money to Newt now, you’re encouraging him not to get a real job & reinforcing a culture of dependency (via @pourmecoffee) January 31, 2012
BREAKING: Romney Jubilant after Defeating Disgraced Ex-Politician Everybody Hates (via @BorowitzReport) January 31, 2012
Stereotype in progress: our IT guys are talking about wizard staffs, sky rings, daggers and spells with the seriousness of networking. January 31, 2012
Dear person who put letter-sized paper in the tabloid-sized tray & caused all my stuff to print on wrong paper and jam: have a nice day. January 31, 2012