Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

Scaredy cat

President Bush may skip one of the three debates that have been proposed by the Commission on Presidential Debates and accepted by Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.), Republican officials said yesterday. The officials said  [more...]

September 8, 2004

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Mission Accomplished

It’s time for Kerry to air a few commercials depicting George Bush’s swaggering carrier appearance more than a year ago, standing there in a flight suit like a 5 year old on Halloween, in front of a huge  [more...]

September 8, 2004
Right = Wrong

Scare Tactics

Vice President Cheney warned on Tuesday that if John F. Kerry is elected, “the danger is that we’ll get hit again” by terrorists, as the Bush campaign escalated a furious assault on the Democratic  [more...]

September 8, 2004
Right = Wrong

Smart enough to be president

POPLAR BLUFF, Mo., Sept. 6 — The God-fearing folk of this rural hamlet must have been mighty scandalized Monday evening when President Bush dropped by to tell them about a previously unappreciated problem  [more...]

September 7, 2004
The War with the Customer

The Fox Version

Holy cow. Yeah, I don’t know what I expected, but it was worse than I thought. I tuned in for a few minutes to “Renovate My Family” on Fox, the rip-off of “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.”  [more...]

September 6, 2004
General Annoyances

Illegal, but we’ll overlook it

I just heard a story on NPR about illegal immigrants in California and people who want to give them driver’s licenses. The example they gave was a guy who has been living and working here illegally since he was 9  [more...]

September 6, 2004