Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

I had a dream

I used to work with an ultra-talented (and ultra-cute) guy. Over time, I grew to love him, despite knowing that we would never be together. One day, he announced that he had met someone in Atlanta, and seemingly days  [more...]

On the Board

Mmm… that’s family values

Rather than show that liberal crap — you know, the convention — Fox tonight is airing a reality show that is actually–I am not making this up–called “Trading Spouses.” If the  [more...]

Welcome to the slippery slope

Well, the anti-choice folks who insist that “life” begins at conception — and who have passed legislation to that end — are going to have to now figure out what to do about the consequences of  [more...]

Sharp as a tack

Washington Monthly reports: NOW THAT WAS BRIGHT….With all of the headlines and commotion about strict security at this year’s political conventions you would think that someone would have thought twice about  [more...]

iTunes Mobile

Interesting: Apple has announced that they are partnering with Motorola to bring iTunes to mobile phones — a strange device, frankly, to listen to music with. Motorola, Inc. and Apple today announced they are  [more...]

Predictably partisan

Tom Shales skewers the morons in the news business: People in the crowded hall held up lights or candles or matches. This all made a mockery of Fox anchor Neal Cavuto’s imbecilic statement earlier in the day, as  [more...]