Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

The liberal media

I know, there is ultimately no end to the examples of blatant right-wing bias and outright campaigning for Bush on Fox News Channel, and it frankly does no good for me to stress about it and give myself a stroke…  [more...]

On the Board

Dick’ll get ‘em

Love this quote in an article about John Edwards today: “If you liked the [1988] Quayle-Bentsen debate, you’ll love the Cheney-Edwards debate,” said Ed Rogers, Republican political consultant  [more...]

Stay just a little bit longer

When you go to the polls this November, it’s important to realize that the Republican stranglehold on Congress is just as bad as their hold on the White House. They’ve hijacked the legislative process by  [more...]

From the “why bother?” file

Homeland Security guy Tom Ridge is now saying that we should brace for a terrorist attack around the election. But these warnings are always so vague and pointless: Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said Thursday  [more...]

Gives a new meaning to the vote spread

This site sounds like something Dick Cheney would say, considering that voting (at least by the American public) had little to do with getting him into office. Warning: not safe for work, for kids, for the morally  [more...]

3 of 10

I enjoy the “Top 10 Conservative Idiots” so much that I am often tempted to simply reproduce the list in its entirety here… but that wouldn’t be right (or left), would it? Here are a few  [more...]