Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Law and Order: The Restaurant

It’s a perfect crossover on NBC’s schedule: A new resturant opened by my station in the doomed location that once was known as “The Worlds Worst Skippers Resturant Ever” in my circle of peers  [more...]

On the Board

Rubber Chicken, Wooden Politicians

Another so-close-to-the-truth article from The Onion: Reagan To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Ronald Reagan will be honored with five days of memorial services, culminating  [more...]

How many bars do YOU have?

Oh, AT&T Wireless… bad idea for a promotion. Even though you’ve connected your network with those of TMobile and Cingular, it still doesn’t change the fact that I get ZERO bars around and inside  [more...]

Early adopter regret

Yeah, I bought a TiVo a year or so ago. Yeah, I plunked down $99 for the home media option, which I’ve used only rarely. Yeah, TiVo has now decided to include the home media option on all TiVos, for free. I want  [more...]

Holiday

Our office — a private organization — will be closed tomorrow because federal offices are closed. Our policy is to follow the feds. Of course, this ‘national day of mourning’ will cost millions  [more...]