Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Maybe I’m just suspicious

There are so many things that people can point to when looking for excuses to oust Bush. And some of them only require looking between the oh-so-obvious lines. Fact: Bush and Cheney are both oil men. Fact: White House  [more...]

On the Board

I wonder wonder why the wonder fell

Via Thom the news comes: Wonderfalls is already cancelled. It was only a few days ago that I speculated on the probability of this happening, but I never dreamed it would come after only 4 episodes. The announcement  [more...]

Getting gassy

The Washington Post today editorializes about gas prices and their effect on campaign rhetoric. They conclude that both candidates are being silly — Bush for harping on Kerry’s speech about a potential  [more...]

Passionless

While flipping channels tonight, I came across Britney Spears live from Miami in high definition. I lingered because what I saw mostly was muscular guys simulating sexual moves… I was uninterested in Britney  [more...]

Now I feel old

Thanks to Mac, I now feel ancient. She linked the Age Gauge, a website that calculates your age according to historic events and the relative ages of celebrities. Here’s the sad truth about my age compared to a  [more...]