Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Republican TV

CBS rejected the Reagan movie; rejected the Move On.org anti-Bush ad… I think Lisa deMoraes said it best: This year, the four-hour orgy of consumption known as the Super Bowl is being brought to you by CBS, which  [more...]

On the Board

Shift the blame, of course

So, President Bush is now saying that he, like us, wants to find out what all the hubbub was about weapons of mass destruction. Quite a turnaround, eh? Well, he knows which way the wind is blowing. Dammit, I could have  [more...]

Hints for the bored

Need to find something to do? Here’s what’s on my agenda tonight: shopping! You see, a week or so ago, I took a bunch of clothes over to the local shelter. I asked what sorts of things they could use, and  [more...]

Hearing things

Ever since I moved into my new office, I’ve been driven to distraction by the phone habits of the person in the next office. Not a co-worker, but someone who works in the company next to us on this floor. Through  [more...]

Department of Recordland Security

When did the Recording Industry Association of America become empowered as a police force? Did I miss a memo? The Record Industry Association of America (RIAA) has launched a new campaign against DJs in an attempt to  [more...]