Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
General Annoyances

What’s in a headline?

The Washington Post says: “CBS Gets Interview, Jackson Gets Special” The New York Times says: “Jackson Says Molestation Charges Are Untrue” Reuters says: “Michael Jackson Denies Sex Charges  [more...]

December 28, 2003

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Did they or didn’t they?

The Mail newspaper (as reported in The Age) is reporting that a suicide attack on a British Airways jet was foiled recently in Saudi Arabia, but that the Saudis are covering it up: Saudi Arabia has arrested two Islamic  [more...]

December 28, 2003
Right = Wrong

Can this prisoner stay at your house?

It’s been a while since I mentioned the Governator of California — the man who had so many nice things to say about Gray Davis. Well, he’s certainly taking a different approach, all right. Wanna know  [more...]

December 28, 2003
Fun Stuff

If women ruled the world

Today’s Style Invitational: Report from Week 534, in which The Czar (remember him? from way back?) invited descriptions of how various institutions would change if they were dominated by women. Remember how he  [more...]

December 28, 2003
General Annoyances

More Tales of the Wal-Mart

I wonder what happened to that story about the woman who was trampled at Wal-Mart last month? You know, the one who turned out to be a “serial faller?” Well, never fear — there is a never-ending supply  [more...]

December 26, 2003