Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
General Annoyances

No forwarding address

If you’re reading this, you’ve obviously got a decent nameserver. Early in the week, my friend Jann’s server–which houses my vast stable of websites–was physically moved to be co-located at  [more...]

November 9, 2003

On the Board

Right = Wrong

It must be a sign

Don’t forget — tonight there will be a total eclipse of the moon, starting around 6pm and entering totality around 8pm. Bring the kids! Call your relatives! Create some bizarre and wacky prediction that will  [more...]

November 8, 2003
General Annoyances

No wonder I’m not a model

Is it just me? Has the definition of “good looking” changed so dramatically? Peruse this list of the top 50 models, and tell me if you agree — when did greasy haired, emaciated, sallow-faced, scraggly  [more...]

November 7, 2003
Fun Stuff

New pals

I have decided that I want to be best friends with Sean Hayes and Ellen DeGeneres. Call me, guys. Let’s hang out.

November 7, 2003
Right = Wrong

Isn’t her 15 minutes almost up?

First off, let me say that I am pretty impressed by soldiers — I could never, ever do what they do, from the slogging through training to the horrors of war. But frankly, I’m kind of tired of the industry  [more...]

November 6, 2003