Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

This is the city

Holy cow, it’s LOUD here in my Chicago hotel room. Even though I’m 12 stories up, I can hear every car on the street, the deep rumbling of the trains, and the sirens of the fire station on the next block. In  [more...]

On the Board

The airport phenomenon

If there is one place that is the hub of impatience, it’s an airport. It’s hard to understand, since that’s one place where you can be assured that you have absolutely no control over anything at all  [more...]

That’s a spicy onion

The Onion’s special war coverage has been published… some of my favorite blurbs: Vital Info On Iraqi Chemical Weapons Provided By U.S. Company That Made Them BALTIMORE—The Pentagon has obtained vital  [more...]

Don’t ask, don’t tell… don’t care

The debate about women in combat seems to be over – there are now women serving in the current war in combat roles. So, when will the debate about gay people be over? Seems like it’s as irrational as the  [more...]

Ssshhh! You don’t need to know.

Meanwhile, in the ongoing quest to hide deeds and misdeeds from the American public, the Bush administration has quietly (no surprise there) rewritten the rules that govern when documents will be declassified and  [more...]