Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

General Annoyances

A San Jose Airport spokesperso…

A San Jose Airport spokesperson tells me that sometimes they actually remove windows to let trapped birds escape. #ilovesjc

February 4, 2011

On the Board

The War with the Customer

Watch out for the latex gloves

Going to the airport today is pretty similar to having surgery. First you plan ahead, make sure you’re showered and disinfected. You pack a small suitcase and pay special attention to what you can and can’t [more...]

February 4, 2011

General Annoyances

There’s a bird stranded in the…

There’s a bird stranded in the airport, flying toward skylights and windows trying to get out.
I know how he feels.

February 4, 2011

General Annoyances

My 10am flight to Austin is no…

My 10am flight to Austin is now at 12:30. I’m not spending another $20 to go home 1 mile away. Cripes.

February 4, 2011

General Annoyances

My luck: the one weekend I go …

February 4, 2011

General Annoyances

RT @MattMira: NewsCorp saying …

RT @MattMira: NewsCorp saying they are “Ready to sell MySpace” is like me saying I’m “Ready to sell my iBook G3”

February 4, 2011

General Annoyances

Hey, cute guy in the Miata wit…

Hey, cute guy in the Miata with the HRC sticker: I don’t like HRC’s elitist mentality, I have no sticker. So much for flirting in traffic.

February 3, 2011