Just As I Thought

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Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

General Annoyances

Every time I eat one of these …

Every time I eat one of these chocolates, I’m afraid it will be Crunchy Frog.

December 22, 2010

On the Board

Bank of America has started snapping up “sucks” and “blows” domains for its executives in seeming preparation for the coming Wikileaks dirty-little-secrets-haemorrhage. In a stunning tribute to [more...]

December 22, 2010

General Annoyances

I keep reading complaints from…

I keep reading complaints from people wondering why iPad can’t do things it CAN do. I feel compelled to scream, “READ THE DAMN MANUAL.”

December 22, 2010

General Annoyances

This CNN headline invites amus…

This CNN headline invites amusing speculation: “UN Security Council evacuated due to suspicious odor.”

December 21, 2010

General Annoyances

Whew, we made it – the nights …

December 21, 2010

General Annoyances

People are tweeting that this …

People are tweeting that this is the first time the moon has been eclipsed by Earth in 2000 years. Ugh. They must be Fox News viewers.

December 20, 2010

General Annoyances

I can see a tiny piece of the …

I can see a tiny piece of the moon chewed off… It’s starting!! Aaaaah! Run for your lives! Repent! The end is nigh! Buy bread, milk & TP!

December 20, 2010