Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

General Annoyances

Wait – this Lean Cuisine takes…

Wait – this Lean Cuisine takes EIGHT minutes to cook?! I don’t have that kind of time! This is why I prefer Pop-Tarts right out of the box.

August 18, 2010

On the Board

General Annoyances

You know how for 44 years I cl…

You know how for 44 years I claimed to not be bothered by pollen? Well, my sinuses and the left side of my head beg to differ.

August 18, 2010

General Annoyances

Hmm. I thought slavery and pro…

Hmm. I thought slavery and prostitution were illegal…

August 18, 2010

Right = Wrong

Again with the constitutional scholars

"Dr." Laura Schlesinger has quit her radio program, seemingly bewildered by all the brouhaha over the use of a little word that starts with "N."

August 17, 2010

Thanks to the ideologues on the right-wing Bush Supreme Court. Makes the Target and Best Buy donations pale by comparison. By the way, the next time Fox News says they’re “fair and balanced,” ask them why they gave $1,000,000 to the Republicans but only a paltry four-figure check to Democrats. (As always, read the comments for more nutty amusement.)

August 17, 2010

General Annoyances

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RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts 2010: Tickets Now on Sale!

August 16, 2010

General Annoyances

Also, it means that the gay st…

Also, it means that the gay stimulus spending is gonna be delayed until December. Not good for the economy.

August 16, 2010