Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

General Annoyances

4am + echoey walkways + a coup…

4am + echoey walkways + a couple hundred guest room with sleeping guests = USE YOUR INDOOR VOICES, JERKS.

May 16, 2010

On the Board

General Annoyances

You know, I love Disneyland, b…

You know, I love Disneyland, but dear god, get me the hell away from all these obnoxious inconsiderate people.

May 15, 2010

General Annoyances

Left for work 15 minutes early…

Left for work 15 minutes early. Hit every stop light. Practical upshot: arrived at work only 5 minutes early. Why bother?

May 13, 2010

General Annoyances

Did you ever look at your ears…

Did you ever look at your ears in the mirror and wonder how far down they will droop when you’re in your 70s?

May 12, 2010

General Annoyances

Actual headline from Fox News:…

May 11, 2010

General Annoyances

The new UK Prime Minister is t…

The new UK Prime Minister is the same age as me. I now feel a) old and b) unaccomplished.

May 11, 2010

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

This is how I get a reputation

When walking to the office kitchen today, I saw a little something floating in the air in the big open common space. Upon closer inspection, it was a spider, dangling halfway between ceiling and floor. After [more...]

May 11, 2010