Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

General Annoyances

I’m cold and tired and could r…

I’m cold and tired and could really use a few Xanax right now.

February 23, 2010

On the Board

General Annoyances

Yikes… a couple nice bottles…

Yikes… a couple nice bottles of liquor and my monthly grocery budget is used up without even getting food. College Safeway life.

February 21, 2010

General Annoyances

Dear Best Buy: combining the w…

Dear Best Buy: combining the web pickup with service & returns does NOT make it faster to buy online. In fact, it makes it interminable.

February 20, 2010

General Annoyances

Ugh… Don’t like being out he…

Ugh… Don’t like being out here in the world with all these PEOPLE.

February 20, 2010

General Annoyances

Had Windows for 20 minutes, an…

February 19, 2010

General Annoyances

One piece of pizza sucks. Beca…

One piece of pizza sucks. Because after the one piece, you want another, and probably another. And possibly another.

February 19, 2010

The War with the Customer

Gosh, thanks to Facebook, the scammers can now tailor an ad that’s targeted right at me! The only way they could have made this more compelling is if they’d said “We need 43-year-old single white gay [more...]

February 18, 2010