Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Commuting on the precipice

The car in front of me was swerving erratically. The reason was obvious: the driver was chatting on the phone, holding it to his ear while he drove. Which, of course, is illegal. He continued to swerve, and the next  [more...]

September 16, 2009

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Welcome to 1952

This is fact, not hyperbole. And I don’t even need to comment. Rush Limbaugh, in September 2009: Kid shouldn’t have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff  [more...]

September 16, 2009