I’m assuming this is because that’s the day that my relationship ended. Amazing how perceptive Twitter is. What? Something else happened that day? Sorry, I was preoccupied.

Hey, all my pals who didn’t get the message about all those “Like this cute puppy” or “Like if you remember this stupid thing from 20 years ago” posts: please read this. Thanks.

Quite possibly the best piece of writing I’ve seen in years.

One of the reasons I moved away from DC was its horrible traffic, 24/7. Now, San Jose has overtaken DC for traffic congestion.
Which begs the question: was it my driving all along?