Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

General Annoyances

I was just thinking… kids sh…

I was just thinking… kids shouldn’t be allowed to go into Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. Think of the indoctrination going on THERE!

September 4, 2009

On the Board

General Annoyances

If it’s a given that I’ll alwa…

If it’s a given that I’ll always be fat, always be single, and I’m already half dead; then why don’t I just eat the whole box of donuts?

September 4, 2009

General Annoyances

It FEELs like a Friday. Boy, a…

It FEELs like a Friday.
Boy, am I gonna be pissed when I wake up tomorrow.

September 3, 2009

General Annoyances

haz teh air conditioning again…

haz teh air conditioning again. I feel like I’m living in a luxury home now.

September 3, 2009

General Annoyances

The Big Black Man Is Coming For Your Children

So, today's crazy tour de force: the nuts are up in arms because the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is giving a speech at a high school (Wakefield, my father's alma mater and my neighborhood high school before I moved [more...]

September 3, 2009

General Annoyances

Regular, ordinary, unadulterat…

Regular, ordinary, unadulterated iced tea: 0 calories. “Diet” iced tea: 0 calories, but adds lots of chemicals. WTF?

September 3, 2009