Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

On the Board

Listening to the hunched, cree…

Listening to the hunched, creepy old impotent man order Viagra at Walgreens, I’m struck by the fact that he’s having more sex than me.

July 20, 2009

BlackBerry Desktop Software co…

BlackBerry Desktop Software coming to Mac in September. 3 YEARS after I needed it, & 2 years after I switched to iPhone instead. Well done.

July 20, 2009

ordered a big flower arrangeme…

ordered a big flower arrangement last week in DC then never heard from the florist again. That’s the problem with not being there in person.

July 20, 2009

I think it’s time to take my T…

I think it’s time to take my Twitter account private. There should be a term like “jump the shark” for Internet apps. “Tipped to spam.”

July 19, 2009

You know what would be fun? If…

You know what would be fun? If cars would suddenly lock when driving past the yellow line at Target instead of the carts.

July 19, 2009