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Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

RT @matthewbaldwin Attn. anyon…

RT @matthewbaldwin Attn. anyone who ever faces Sarah in a future election: “Bailin’ Palin”. You can have that one for free.

July 3, 2009

On the Board

is wishing this video would co…

is wishing this video would compress faster. I’ve gotta get up to SF to see a diminutive homosexual full of gin and regret.

July 3, 2009

That was a bizarre dream &…

That was a bizarre dream & it ended with the 1st gunshot of my murder. So I’m laying here wide eyed & NOT going back to sleep for the 2nd.

July 2, 2009