Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

It’s really hot in here. So ma…

It’s really hot in here. So many people. Screaming babies. Past my bedtime.

June 9, 2009

On the Board

Dear Long Beach Mayor Bob Fost…

Dear Long Beach Mayor Bob Foster who’s stared at me for the last hour from a sign: departure monitor screens would be nice. Look into it.

June 9, 2009

Jerk sitting by the only power…

Jerk sitting by the only power outlet in the terminal is using BOTH plugs. Bastard.

June 9, 2009

rt "Jet Blew" (via @…

rt “Jet Blew” (via @writerboyontour)

June 9, 2009

First JetBlue flight SUCKS. 3+…

June 9, 2009

What’s with everyone I need to…

What’s with everyone I need to talk to going to lunch? Don’t they know I have to be on a plane this afternoon? Get on my schedule, wouldya?

June 9, 2009

You know what’s neat? "Fi…

You know what’s neat? “Find My iPhone.” If you give someone your MobileMe password, they could stalk you wherever you go.

June 9, 2009