Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

I know I’m fat. I know I’m sup…

I know I’m fat. I know I’m supposed to watch my diet. I know I have to fit into a tux on Saturday. I just want some pie, is that so wrong?

June 7, 2009

On the Board

I don’t WANNA clean the house,…

I don’t WANNA clean the house, I don’t WANNA mow the lawn, I don’t WANNA pack for my trip. I just wanna sit around & relax. Maybe nap.

June 6, 2009

I’ve had a donut, a bagel, cof…

I’ve had a donut, a bagel, coffee, strawberry shortcake, Swedish meatballs, and a gin tonight. So why am I desperate for a good hamburger?

June 5, 2009