Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

is on the 605. At what geograp…

is on the 605. At what geographic point do Californians start putting the definite article in front of route numbers?

May 24, 2009

On the Board

would gladly spend every day a…

would gladly spend every day at Disneyland but I’d have to have my feet amputated. Time to head home for Epsom salts and Band-Aids.

May 24, 2009

Ah… Swing band playing at th…

Ah… Swing band playing at the Plaza Gardens… Nice.

May 23, 2009

If someone would make a theme …

If someone would make a theme park consisting solely of queue ropes for kids to swing on, he’d be rich.

May 23, 2009

Dear hoochie hotpants: it’s on…

May 23, 2009

Why do so many people come to …

Why do so many people come to Disneyland to grope each other and make out inappropriately? Did they do this in 1955? Gross.

May 23, 2009

Girls in front of us at Jungle…

Girls in front of us at Jungle Cruise are discussing their IUDs. Nothin’ but class here in Adventureland.

May 23, 2009