Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

I distinctly remember, when dr…

I distinctly remember, when driving to work today, that I told myself I’d have a good week at work. Ah, memories…

On the Board

After that conversation with S…

After that conversation with Sara, I will never be able to have a Dole Whip without thinking of the exciting snap of leather. Woof.

Ah, of COURSE. I was so preocc…

Ah, of COURSE. I was so preoccupied with getting my heat fixed this winter, I didn’t even realize that the AC wasn’t working either. Ugh.

Conservatives want to outlaw a…

Conservatives want to outlaw all personal choices like abortion or same-sex marriage. Why do they hate freedom & personal responsibility?