Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Dear lord, how do you Windows …

Dear lord, how do you Windows people live like this? Drivers? Hardware compatibility? Jeebus, how do you get things working?! No thanks.

On the Board

@someToast Thank goodness. I d…

@someToast Thank goodness. I don’t want Mara Liasson or Terry Gross banging on my door at some ungodly hour with a posse.

Today: annual physical. Tuesda…

Today: annual physical. Tuesday: return to the dentist. Next week: return to Disneyland to get fatter & more cavities.

I get up early everyday and wo…

I get up early everyday and work 2 jobs… so the dog can sleep all day in a nice house. You’d think he’d at least clean the kitchen.