Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

Stepped on another snail and n…

Stepped on another snail and now I feel like a horrible murderer, contemplating what it must feel like to be crushed by a giant.

Hey, fellow DC natives: people…

Hey, fellow DC natives: people here in San Jose are moaning about the 68% humidity! Bwahaha ha ha ha haaa haa haaa haaaa!!!!

LOL! rt @youhas Cinco de Mayo!…

LOL! rt @youhas Cinco de Mayo! Spanish for “The Mayonnaise Five”. I assume this was a beloved national culinary troupe of some sort.