loves when customers complain about paying for software add-ons. Do they complain that fuel wasn’t included with their car purchase?

Would be good if we got daily traffic reports for our arteries. “Congestion at the vena cava, use alt routes. Cholesterol in the left lane.”

had the windows open on this lovely nite… Then a skunk visited the neighborhood and the odor is lingering in my house.

Left my garage door open all night. No one stole my car, the printers and computer stuff, or my washer & dryer. Whew.