Wouldn’t it be greener to stay in bed, stay home, not use diesel to commute or electricity at work?

If your browser includes an option for “Compatibility Mode,” that just indicates that your browser compatibility sucks, doesn’t it?

Top questions asked in Tech Support, judging from overheard answers: “Where are you?” “How long have you worked there?” “How’s the weather?”

Wow… all this raw computational power driving my video renders has jacked up the temp in my office by like 10 degrees. Time to cool off.